Scoresby

rocketghost:

Scoresby Monthly show tonight!

We’re back at the Triple Crown Friday, June 1 at 8pm for another free showcase of New York City’s best, funniest, most bandannaed performers! Featuring improv from Warren and Dos Mimosas, standup comedian Tony Zaret, and the Carlton Banks of comedy, SCORESBY.

The Triple Crown is located at 330 Seventh Ave., between 29th and 28th streets. Mention the Magnet or UCB for $4 domestic pints all night.

Check it out you Hangover 2 fanatics! 

We’re playing a show tonight at the Magnet Theater at 8:30 pm! Come! Tell your friends! Re kindle past relationships! 

Special guests the very funny Shwartzlander. (HAWT!)

Too funny, you say? We agree. That’s why Evan is playing Kenny G in every scene tonight. THAT WILL HELP.

A SUPER SECRET SCORESBY SHOW!

Don’t click! Don’t come! Tell no one!

rocketghost:

Scoresby show tonight!

let’s spend the night together. 

05/11/12 7pm @magnettheater

Hey Butts!

This Friday at 7pm, SCORESBY returns to the Magnet Theater! $7 gets you in. $2 gets you PBRs and social skills. For reservations, click this makeshift penis 8===D

We’ll be performing with Double Date. Hopefully we’ll either make it to third base with them or *fingers crossed* the dugout (butt play).

And to watch our latest sketch video—a sketch video involving butts—check out http://vimeo.com/40932395!

evanbarden:

lambjustin:

Johnny Velvet + The Moonbeams return for our monthly show at the Triple Crown on Thursday, May 17th at 9:30pm with Scoresby, Victory Job, Air Van Gogh and special guest Matt Singer!

This show will be very fun.

SCORESBY is on this bill. Two weeks. Prepare yourselves.

This Friday, May 4 at the Triple Crown, SCORESBY hosts another night of completely free comedy featuring improv from Mannequin Room and standup comedian Kevin Anglin, and us, SCORESBY!

BRING YO FUCKING NUNCHUCKS!

Please note: Due to a consummate professional who will be using the stage before the show, this particular SCORESBY Monthly will begin at 8:15.

SCORESBY VIDEO EXCLUSIVE! GET IT WHILE IT’S STILL CYBER HOT AND CYBER STEAMY!

SCORESBY. Monday, April 23 at the Magnet Theater. $5. Join us early for $2 PBRs!

Reservations can be made here: http://www.magnettheater.com/shows/38825-Scoresby

And for more awesome artwork from Dan Scivoletti, bring your butt to http://rocketghost.tumblr.com.

The Freest, Most International SCORESBY Show Yet!

Tonight we’re performing at HI Hostel, but being that it’s 4/20, we gonna turn that bitch into HIGH Hostel because weed gives you the feeling that most users would describe as a “high” euphoric feeling, and marijuana culture adopted today’s date as a day in which to celebrate cannabis and the recreational enjoyment thereof. SCORESBY!

Tonight. @thePIT. (Poster designed by DJ Dan the Buttonsmasher Scivoletti)

SCORESBY! Magnet Theater! Monday! 8:30pm!

Your favorite boners SCORESBY are hosting another night of indie improv at the PIT Underground on Thursday, April 19 at 11 p.m. With guests Florence and Beatloaf, it’s a comedy eventaganza that’s sure to tickle you in places you thought died long ago. (But they’re not dead—just forgotten. Do you remember how to laugh, Janice? We can show you…if you let us.)

SCORESBY! 

Tickets and directions to the PIT can be found here: http://thepit-nyc.com/show/scoresby-long-fart-comedy/?cur_d=120419&cur_m=1204