June 2012
5 posts
Oh shit, you guys, this one’s twice as special: Friday, June 15 at 7pm at the PIT, SCORESBY celebrates the anniversary of our first improv performance together (which took place at the PIT!) along with member Jenny Dunne’s b’day.
Indie team Go Go gets the evening go going. Tickets ($5) and directions can be found here.
In summary, SCORESBY is a little over a year old and Jenny is like 35 or some shit.
JOIN US!

May 2012
8 posts
We’re back at the Triple Crown Friday, June 1 at 8pm for another free showcase of New York City’s best, funniest, most bandannaed performers! Featuring improv from Warren and Dos Mimosas, standup comedian Tony Zaret, and the Carlton Banks of comedy, SCORESBY.
The Triple Crown is located at 330 Seventh Ave., between 29th and 28th streets. Mention the Magnet or UCB for $4 domestic pints all night.
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Don’t click! Don’t come! Tell no one!
Hey Butts!
This Friday at 7pm, SCORESBY returns to the Magnet Theater! $7 gets you in. $2 gets you PBRs and social skills. For reservations, click this makeshift penis 8===D
We’ll be performing with Double Date. Hopefully we’ll either make it to third base with them or *fingers crossed* the dugout (butt play).
And to watch our latest sketch video—a sketch video involving butts—check out http://vimeo.com/40932395!

This Friday, May 4 at the Triple Crown, SCORESBY hosts another night of completely free comedy featuring improv from Mannequin Room and standup comedian Kevin Anglin, and us, SCORESBY!
BRING YO FUCKING NUNCHUCKS!
Please note: Due to a consummate professional who will be using the stage before the show, this particular SCORESBY Monthly will begin at 8:15.
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April 2012
8 posts
Tonight we’re performing at HI Hostel, but being that it’s 4/20, we gonna turn that bitch into HIGH Hostel because weed gives you the feeling that most users would describe as a “high” euphoric feeling, and marijuana culture adopted today’s date as a day in which to celebrate cannabis and the recreational enjoyment thereof. SCORESBY!

Your favorite boners SCORESBY are hosting another night of indie improv at the PIT Underground on Thursday, April 19 at 11 p.m. With guests Florence and Beatloaf, it’s a comedy eventaganza that’s sure to tickle you in places you thought died long ago. (But they’re not dead—just forgotten. Do you remember how to laugh, Janice? We can show you…if you let us.)
SCORESBY!
Tickets and directions to the PIT can be found here: http://thepit-nyc.com/show/scoresby-long-fart-comedy/?cur_d=120419&cur_m=1204