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Can you keep a secret? When my earbuds get pulled out of my head on accident, it’s one of the worst fucking feelings. Great. Don’t tell anyone. Now we’re friends. Hey, speaking of now we’re friends, SCORESBY is performing at this awesome, new, free variety show called “Now We Are Friends.”

We’re very excited to announce that the wonderful Julie Rosen (Hightower, Go Go) will be sitting in with us that night. Woo!

Check out this fantastic poster for more details, new friend!

(You can also still check us out this Friday at the PIT, where, get this, a member of SCORESBY’s past will return!)

Two shows, two posters. This Friday night only. Let’s dance.

rocketghost:

Scoresby Monthly show tonight!

A TimeOut Beijing Pick of the Week! This month features improv from J. Crewsin, Bodega Cats, and The Gang, along with standup from Ian Fidance. Rounding out the night is your host, SCORESBY.

As always, this show is completely and utterly free, with $4 domestic draft specials running all night if you mention the Magnet Theater or UCB!

New York’s Triple Crown! 8pm! See you there, Santa Buttz!

rocketghost:

Scoresby Monthly show, showing off some great New York groups this Friday.

Yet another amazeballs poster from Dan “We Built This City…We Built This City…On Rock and Rolllllll” Scivoletti.

rocketghost:

Scoresby Monthly show tonight!

brianunderstands:

rocketghost:

Scoresby continues its Friday summer shows this week at the Triple Crown Basement.

The SCORESBY Monthly! This Friday at the Triple Crown!

(via brianunderstands)

We’re back at the Triple Crown for another night of free(dom) comedy. Featuring standup by Matt Koff and improv by Mass Hysteria, Fart Police, and regional Uncle Sam harlots, SCORESBY.

The show starts promptly at 8pm, and if anyone tells you to pay a drink minimum, kick ‘em in the nards and tell them America says hello.

The Triple Crown is located at 330 7th Ave. To get to the performance space/basement, walk past the bar. Door is on your right and the United States of Ameri-mprov awaits you at the bottom of the stairs.

We’re back at the Triple Crown Friday, June 1 at 8pm for another free showcase of New York City’s best, funniest, most bandannaed performers! Featuring improv from Warren and Dos Mimosas, standup comedian Tony Zaret, and the Carlton Banks of comedy, SCORESBY.

The Triple Crown is located at 330 Seventh Ave., between 29th and 28th streets. Mention the Magnet or UCB for $4 domestic pints all night.

This Friday, May 4 at the Triple Crown, SCORESBY hosts another night of completely free comedy featuring improv from Mannequin Room and standup comedian Kevin Anglin, and us, SCORESBY!

BRING YO FUCKING NUNCHUCKS!

Please note: Due to a consummate professional who will be using the stage before the show, this particular SCORESBY Monthly will begin at 8:15.

The Freest, Most International SCORESBY Show Yet!

Tonight we’re performing at HI Hostel, but being that it’s 4/20, we gonna turn that bitch into HIGH Hostel because weed gives you the feeling that most users would describe as a “high” euphoric feeling, and marijuana culture adopted today’s date as a day in which to celebrate cannabis and the recreational enjoyment thereof. SCORESBY!