SCORESBY improv comedy gets it’s life blood from stealing people’s souls. The endless flow of comedy and real life experience that you see on stage is a result from an unquenchable thirst which ends in the assimilation of unsuspecting people, leaving them shriveled and dead kind of like how some vampire movies have victims shriveled and dead, or like a mummy in the movie mummy. Actually like bog boddies, omg have you seen bog bodies? OK google bog bodies right now it will freak you out. Basically back in the day there was this kingdom or tribe or something and to dispose of executed bodies they would throw them in this bog which would weirdly preserve their tissue and hair like weird leathery dummies. No bones though, their bones would dissolve. I know this because I am the ghost of a bog body comedian and I used my ghost skills to hack their account. Get ready for more SCORESBY SCANDALS because I’m bringing the truth.